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abraxas1954


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I was born by Cesarean section...
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But not so you'd notice...
It's just that when I leave a house,
I go out through the window...

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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately...
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extremely abstract...
No brush, no paint, no canvas,
I just think about it...

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If a parsley farmer loses a law suit...
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Do they garnish his wages???

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If a mime is arrested...
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Do they tell him he has a right to talk???

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Why doesn't the fattest man in the world...
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Become a hockey goalie???

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How can there be...
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Self-help 'groups'???

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Why is the third hand on a watch ...
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Called the second hand???

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Can you buy an entire chess set...
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In a pawn shop???

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One day I got on the bus...
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When I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl... I sat beside her...

I said, 'Hi', And she said, 'Hi', and then I said, 'Nice day, isn't it?'...

And she said, 'I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem...'

So I asked, 'What's the problem???' She replied, 'I can't tell you... I don't even know you...'

I said, 'Well, sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus...'

So she said, 'Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys... By the way, my name is Denise...'

I said, 'Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein...'

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How do you write zero...
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In Roman Numerals???

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Why are there braille dots...
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On the keypads at drive up ATMs???

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Why did the chicken crossed the road? (LOST Style)
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Jack Sheppard: I don't know, maybe the chicken was just moving in that direction. Why does it have to mean anything that it crossed the road?
John Locke: The Island demanded that the chicken cross at that moment.
Sawyer: Why are you so interested in the damn chicken, Colonel Sanders? Tired of mangos?
Sayid, calmly: I know more about chickens and the use of them crossing roads than I care to remember. I don't know what is more disturbing. The fact that that chicken has crossed the road, or that it has only three toes.
Early Shannon: Ohmygod Boone, why should we care if the chicken crossed the road or not? It has nothing to do with us.
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Dude, did you see a chicken come this way?
Charlie: He only crossed the road so he could come over here to get my autograph. I am a bloody rock god you know.
Kate: Why do you think it was running away from something? Maybe it just wanted to go to the other side.
Rose : "If you say why did the chicken cross the road to me Jack, I'm gonna punch you in your face.
Desmond: "Whatever I do Charlie, the chicken will still cross the road."
Nikki and Paulo: " "
Jack: We either let the chickens cross the road together.... or they die alone.
Locke: But I've looked into the eye of this island, and what I saw was a chicken crossing the road.

Ben: Do you believe in God, Jack?
Jack: Do you?
Ben: Two days after I found out I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a chicken crossed the road jack... and if that's not proof of God, I don't know what is.

Juliet: They sent you down here to keep an eye on the chickens crossing the road didn't they?
Hurley: Yep.

Jack: We don't have time to sort out why the chicken crossed the road.
Charlie: Really? Last I heard we were positively made of time.

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What do you call a fish with no eye?
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A fsh...

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Where does Ice Cream go to school???
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Sundae School...

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Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested???
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Charged With Battery...

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I have a photographic memory...
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But I am out of film...

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger...
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Then it hit me...

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The police were called to a daycare center...
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A three-year-old was resisting a rest.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off???
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He's all right now...

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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table...
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Sir Cumference...

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Writting with a broken pencil...
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Pointless...

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Fish in schools...
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Sometimes take debate...

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A short fortune teller who escapes from prison...
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Is a small medium at large...

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The thief who stole a calendar...
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Got 12 months...

-- Edited by abraxas1954 at 22:50, 2007-07-06

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A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement...
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He became a hardened criminal...

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Someone who steal corn from a garden...
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May be charged with stalking...

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We'll never run out of math teachers...
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They multiply...

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When the smog lifts in Los Angeles...
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U.C.L.A.

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The math professor went crazy with the blackboard...
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He did a number on it.

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The professor discovered that her theory on earthquakes...
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Was on shaky ground...



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