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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
The dead batteries were given out...


Free of charge...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
If you take your computer for a run...


You could jog your memory...

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Faqs is Faqs

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A dentist and a manicurist...


Fought tooth and nail.

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Faqs is Faqs

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Last Will and Testiment...


A dead giveaway...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
A bicycle can't stand alone...


It's two tired...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
Time flies like an arrow...


Fruit flies like a banana...

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Faqs is Faqs

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A backward poet...


Writes inverse...

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Faqs is Faqs

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In a democracy, it's your vote that counts...


In feudalism, it's your Count that votes...

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Faqs is Faqs

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A chicken crossing the road...


Poultry in motion.

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Faqs is Faqs

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If you don't pay your exorcist...


You can get repossessed...

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Faqs is Faqs

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With her marriage...


She got a new name and a dress...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft...


I'll show you A-flat miner...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
When a clock is hungry...


It goes back four seconds...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine...


Was fully recovered...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
A grenade that fell onto a kitchen floor in France...


Resulted in Linoleum Blownapart...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
You are stuck with your debt...


If you can't budge it...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
He broke into song...


Because he couldn't find the key...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
A calendar's days...


Are numbered...

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Faqs is Faqs

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A lot of money is tainted...


'taint yours and 'taint mine...

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Faqs is Faqs

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A boiled egg...


Is hard to beat...

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Faqs is Faqs

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A plateau...


A high form of flattery...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
Those who get too big for their britches...


Will be exposed in the end...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
When you've seen one shopping center...


You've seen a mall...

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Faqs is Faqs

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When I saw my first strand of grey hair...


I thought I would dye...



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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
Bakers trade bread recipes...


On a knead-to-know basis...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Santa's helpers...


Subordinate clauses...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Acupuncture...


A jab well done...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
If a cow laughed...


Would milk come out her nose???

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is...


It's always room temperature...

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Faqs is Faqs

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Date: Jul 6, 2007
Imagine if...


Birds were tickled by feathers...

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