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abraxas1954


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Whenever I think of the past...
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It brings up so many memories...

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When I was in high school...
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I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad... He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15..." I said, "The middle of August??? Cool!!!"


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I have a hobby...
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I have the world's largest collection of sea shells... I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world... Maybe you've seen some of it...

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I wear orthopedic shoes...
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I stand corrected...



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Why do psychics...
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Have to ask you for your name???

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You never really learn to swear...
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Until you learn to drive...

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abraxas1954


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A clear conscience...
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Is usually the sign of a bad memory...


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I spilled spot remover on my dog...
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Now he's gone...

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"Did you sleep well?"
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"No, I made a couple of mistakes."

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I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint...
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It was in the shape of a house... I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included...

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If you are going to try cross-country skiing...
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Start with a small country...

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When everything is coming your way...
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You're in the wrong lane...

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abraxas1954


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Shin...
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A device for finding furniture in the dark...

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I went for a walk last night...
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My kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."

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If you're sending someone some Styrofoam...
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What do you pack it in???

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If it's tourist season...
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Why can't we shoot them???

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Whose cruel idea was it???
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For the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it???



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If it's zero degrees outside today...
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And it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be???

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Why are they called buildings...
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When they're already finished??? Shouldn't they be called builts???

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Why do you press harder on a remote-control...
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When you know the battery's dead???

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What would a chair look like...
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If your knees bent the other way???


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If a tree falls in the forest...
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And no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it???

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Do fish get cramps...
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After eating???

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Why are there 5 syllables...
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In the word "monosyllabic???"

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Why do they call it the Department of Interior...
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When they are in charge of everything outdoors???

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If vegetarians eat vegetables...
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What do humanitarians eat???

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I know all the capitals of all the states in the United States...
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For example: the capital of Wyoming is "W"...

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Solitaire is fun...
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But only when you play by yourself...



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If at first you don't succeed...
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Skydiving is not for you...

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How do you make holy water???
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Boil the hell out of it...

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