Claire: AHHHH!! I BROKE A NAIL! MY LIFE IS RUI--oh wait, nevermind.
Mrs. Bennet: I'm more of a cat person.
Sylar: Ouchums...I got a boo-boo
Mrs Bennet: "Why are there paw prints on the ceiling?" HRG (walking Mr. Muggles along the ceiling): 'Spider-dog, Spider-dog, does whatever a Spider-dog does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a dog..."
Slyar: (making something in a blender) "Mmmmm. Brain Smoothie"
Mr. Muggles: Meow
Mohinder: You killed my father! Sylar: (contrite) But he was mean to me! Mohinder: You know what? He never was particularly nice to me either! (unties Sylar). Come on, poor thing...
Peter: Dude! What does my tattoo say? Nathan: Sweet! What does my tattoo say? Peter: Dude! What does my tattoo say? Nathan: Sweet! What does my tattoo say?
Hiro: ANDO! Get me a scorpion, some tape, a tube of glue, a tube sock, a copy of ATHF volume 3, a left converse shoe, some white castles, honey, a Wild 9 strategy guide and a voltron toy and meet me at the cliff!
LYLE: MOM Claire's throwing herself off the roof again.
Noah: *in Valley Girl accent* Like oh my gawh, your back! I like missed you and stuff. The Haitian: *Also in Valley Girl accent* I know! I missed you too! You're like, so my BFF! Noah: Aww, Hatitie. You're my BFF too! REUNION HUG! *They hug*
Sylar: What am I doing in a sewer. Donatello: Hey! What did you do to Raphael!
HIRO: Ando! I'm on a mother-freaking mission to save the WORLD. Lose the whores you jackass!
Sylar: *eating ice cream* BRAIN FREEZE!!
Hiro: Ando, we must go save the world! This is our missi-- Ando: **** You. Hiro: Huh? Ando: **** You, you do it.
Mohinder: "Where does it come fromthis quest, this need to solve life's mysteries when the simplest of questions can never be answered? Why are we here? What is the soul? Why do we dream? Perhaps we'd be better off not looking at all. Not delving, not yearning. But that's not human nature. Not the human heart. That is not why we are here. Yet still we struggle to make a difference, to change the world......." Taxi Passenger: "For The Love Of God! Just Take Me HOME!!!"
*while Hiro loses his virginity* Hiro: Yata!!!
Mohinder: I like the way you think Sylar, why don't we get some frozen yogurt. Sylar: sure thing Mohindy Mohinder: AWWWWW I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME "MOHINDY" SYLIE!!!
Matt To Mohinder: "Hey, wouldnt it be a fun idea if we started our own daycare?"
Angela: "*farts*... Oh, God I've been holding it all day..........."
Sylar: im a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout...
the boogy man says to Parkman "IM YOUR FAAATHHHER!"
Simone to Peter and Isaac: Y'know.. you two look the same.. no wonder I had no problem cheating, it was like dating the same guy.. except one was a major crackhead..
Angela Petrelli to Nathan: Ok Ok I admit it, your father wasn't good in bed. Now KAITO on the other hand=) hehe
Sylar: Ok Maya! I don't know what has come over me but I have the URGE to tell you the truth about me! I'm evil and I really want to kill your brother, steal your powers and take over the world.. i'm giving you three seconds to open the car door and fifteen seconds to run.. keep in mind that I can fly=O
(Niki Sanders changing in bathroom*): Who's there?! (Claude knocks over something and appears out of nowhere panicing): uh.. .. im guessing your not peter petrelli...?=$
Peter: God dammit, why did I get stuck with you Caitlin, Claire is hotter.. oh wait, i'm tappin that in real life it's all good=)
Hiro Nakamura: What the do you mean I'm not the main character?! My in name is the NAME of the show biotch!
Claire: Dad, I need to come clean... you see I'm dating against your wishes.. his name is west and he said you came after him two years ago....
Mr. Bennet: Claire.. I saw a photo of me dying and you were in the corner with some guy.. care to explain why you're about to kill me?
West: Claire.. I work for the company..
Sylar: Maya, I think your in gorgeous, but the script wont let me say that out loud, they want me to act gay. in writers
D.L.: I'm BACK bitches!!
Claire to Peter: You can do what I can do...
Nathan to West: You can do what I can do...
Claire to Kensei: You can do what I can do...
Micah to Repairman: You can do what I can do..
Molly to stalker: I know where you live bitch
Interviewer to Sylar: So.. when exactly do you get time to take a ? I mean you're in the air half the time, minus the times you're cutting people's heads...
Takezo Kensei: yeah.. my real name is actually Albert Watkins..
Chris "Mr. Bennet: Claire.. I saw a photo of me dying and you were in the corner with some guy.. care to explain why you're about to kill me?" - lol! Would save about 12 episodes worth of distrustful looks and mystery ~~~~~ More:
Sylar meets Hannibal: Sylar: Worthless. You don't have a power. Hannibal: Really Gabriel? You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today.
Molly: Micah, you're sexy
Hiro to Michael Jackson: I give you chance to start ova
Nathan to any woman flirting with him: No, I'm married.
Peter: Am I emo enough already, or do I need to start wearing girls' pants and mascara?
Ando: Spending time with the CEO does in fact give me the right to play video games during work!
West: You want to jump off the sign? Why, do you like pain? Cause if you do, I'm cool with the whole BDSM thing, too...
Candace: Hey Sylar, feel like having sex with some hot girls, or would you rather do yourself? Cause I can even make that work...
Ms. Dawson: If you want to know what me and Kaito were up to in our younger years, then go watch Star Trek.
Nathan: Mr. Linderman, didn't you kill Captain Kirk. Linderman: No, I don't believe I did, I think you have me mistaken for someone else. Nathan: Ok, but I am pretty sure you did.
Micah (in ten years): Molly, remember the elevator ten years ago. Molly (in ten years): Yes, that was impressive, what about it? Micah: Do you want to see what else I can do. Molly: Sure, but I think I already know, you know I can see you, and I have been watching you. Micah: Damn, but is that a yes? Molly: Yeah.
Mohinder: What does it mean? Wait no. Wherefore does it so present it self to be so known? No, no, too Shakespearean. Why do we make it so? Damnit Mohinder your not Picard. When do we ask questions with no answers? Oh forget it no philosophy for today.
Peter: Short hair and abs without shirt, or long hair and scrubs? Caitlin: I don't know 'bout tha lattar, but I like much the formar. Peter: Ok? Caitlin: Be tha father of my babies. Peter: What would Ricky say? Caitlin: Oh, he's fine with tha matter. Peter: Ok, good a woman that my brother or a rival man hasn't gotten to first.
(In bed) D.L. : Can you change to Jessica? She does a little something that I like? Niki: You mean this... D.L. : Yes that, did she tell you? Niki: Yeah, and more, but it's Ok I'm not jealous, you're atleast with the same women. Jessica: And Niki showed me this. D.L. : I am so confused but I like it. These two person threesomes.
Claude: Can I watch? Wait I don't need to ask I do it anyway.
Ando: So you say you're REALLY like Spock?!?! Hiro; NO! Like Zulu! I watched Star Trek more closely and guess what!!?!?
Nightmare man: Luke! I am your father! Matt: My name's MATT, Dad. Matt! You left when I was 13, not when I was 2, the least you could do is remember my name....
Mohinder: I won't stand for this! Don't let it happen again! Matt: Ok, Ok....I take out the trash and you do the dishes...
Monica: Are you serious?!?? Restaurant manager: Yes. I can introduce you to Jameel White...I used to be his neighbor in Family Matters, you know...
West: YOU! Noah: YOU! *they fly/run up to each other and do a secret handshake followed by a hug*
Matt: Ok Mohinder, I have to confess to something. I know I told you otherwise, but I have been reading your mind since we moved in together. I know how you REALLY think about me, and I don't think I can live with someone who's that attracted to me... (JK Mohinder's straight!)
Damen: GIT UP FOO! Nobody sits on my fluffy pink pillow! The fluffy pink pillow is MINE! And don't you even THINK about taking my lavender scented candle!
Peter, while kissing Caitlin: WOAH! You want to smear WHAT all over me?!!??
Peter to Elle: Don't taz me bro
Mr. Linderman to D.L: Don't phase me broWest to Claire: "I can shooooooow you the world..."
Matt to Mohinder: "Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Sylar, somewhere near Cambodia: You actually serve brains here? You wouldn't believe what I used to have to go through to get this!
Claire's Bio mom: OW! I burned my hand on the stove again...
Sylar, after watching Linderman die: Oooh! Scrambled brains! My favorite!
West: Have you met my twin brother East?
Mohinder: OK, now that I've gathered everyone with a power together, we can get this done with. Ready? *Everyone with a power sings Bohemian Rhapsody in full voices* Mama-Mia! Mama-Mia let me go!
Mohinder: What's your power? Matt: The son-of-a-b**ch is thinking in Spanish! Alejondro: No English!
Claude: Have you seen my shoe? ME NEITHER!!
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I feel like I just found out that my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
Claire: I appreciate everything you do for me, daddy.
Linderman: My pot pie brings all the heroes to the yard...
Molly: O my god, they killed Matty! Micah: You bastards!
Hiro: YEEEEHHAAAWWW! Wha- what? Wait, what was my line? Yata? Was that it? Well what did I say? Yeehaw? Where did that come from?
Sylar: Brain goes well with a fine Cabernet Sauvignon, or more than reasonably well with Chianti.
The Hatian: Claire, now I know we had a great night, but your father must never know. Claire: Does that mean that, you are going to wipe my memory. The Hatian: Yes, unfortunately, much like many times before. Claire: So we've ... before? The Hatian: (solemnly) Yes, I must erase your memory now.
Ando: Your sister is hot. Hiro: She is also single, I can hook you up. Ando: Ok. Hiro: Maybe you can be my brother-in-law.
Micah: Go-Go-Gaget Copter.
Hiro: Trust me swords and tote bags will become the next fashion craze.
I can see Audrey interrogating everybody at FBI headquarters: Audrey: What happened, what caused the explosion??? We know something happened! Molly: Well, the flying guy on TV took off with the radioactive man right after that Jap stabbed the boogeyman that killed my dad. Noah: If you dont let me go, my family will never safe. D.L.: Arrhhh ...Im dying....Mica... Claire: This is crazy... Mohinder: Im not telling you anything, not while Sylar is still out there, he must be stopped. Audrey: Where did Sylar go?? Niki: He dragged himself 20 feet in front of our eyes into a sewer. Audrey: Um why didnt you like kill him? Micah: Cuz my dads too busy getting shot all the time and my mom is really psycho, shes Jessica, shes my mom, or shes that fat girl. Why am I smarter than my parents... Noah: I was just trying to protect MY daughter. Matt: ....audrey....hospita..noow Nathan: I love you Peter. Peter: BOOOOM!!!!
The Haitian: My name is ____
CLaire: Dad i need surgery!
Peter: SYLAR! If you eat one more brain, I'll be FORCED to get the Raid!
HRG: I think I'll start using eye contacts now.
Hiro: I think I'll go back in time and kill my past self just to see what happens....
Monica: I can do stuff I see on TV? Turn on the playboy channel. I'm not making enough at the restaurant, but I know this strip club that's hiring....
Damen, to Micah: You have the power to fix technology? Cool! I have the power to break technology! *hits TV with a baseball bat*
Nathan: I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyyy! I believe I can touch the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Alejondro: Actually I'm quite articulate in the English language, as well as French and Russian. I've just been speaking only in Spanish to thwart my enemies attempts to communicate with me.
Sylar at a watch shop: I smashed this one in....do you think you could fix it?
Matt, to Mohinder: Ok something is wrong here....even MOLLY thinks we're gay!
Candace: I should really get to the gym and get rid of these love handles!
Peter:Eh Boyo, yar ina baaad place! Rickey: Just what do yeh think yar doing? Peter: You said I was your brother! I'm practicing the accent....
Sylar: Perhaps I have enough powers now.
Matt: What do you think?
Micha: Hello, is that technical support?
Haitian: Please don't tell anyone...
Eden: Nobody ever listens to me!
nathan "UP UP AND AWAY"
Sylar (grinning as he approaches Matt's dad): So, you are who they call the "Nightmare Man'? I'm REALLY going to enjoy this one=)...
Sylar, when he meets Nightmare Man: NOOO!!! Mother said I would never have to do ballet again!!!
Nightmare Man: I just LOVE kids! I love their smiling faces and how happy they always are!
Noah Bennett (HRG) to Lyle: Shush Meg.
Molly: Where are you?
Nathan: Wait, let me use my air miles card for that.
Molly: I win again!!! Mohinder: I hate hide and seek.
Issac: Oh, I didnt see that one coming.
Sylar: I REMEMBER YOU. Peter: **blushes** Im so flattered,**waves his foot around** didnt think youd remember me.
Claire: This bandaid is really itchy.
Office supervisor: How come you didnt finish the assignement?? Hiro: I just couldnt find the time.
Angela Petrelli: My power is _______ .
Lyle: I feel important.
Mohinder (Answering cell phone ) : "Hello, IT department."
Mohinder: Hey Sylar, I noticed you lost your powers.. what's up? I got some nice juicy brains for you
Sylar(in valley girl accent): Are you kidding? Those things have like so many calories... god I'm FAT! ::sobs::
Micah: Hello, is this tech support?
Monica: I wish I could do that...
Hiro: How am I ever gonna wait until that next comic book comes out?
Sylar: Hmm... maybe I should just go into modeling instead, all this serial killer stuff is too stressful, and with Candace's power I can be the hottest man ever!
Nathan: Sorry, I can't make it, my flight got cancelled.
Charlie: I forget. :]
Scroll to Ando from Hiro: Ando, I cannot leave. I must tap that which is Yaeko's little behind before my mission is complete. I shall unsheathe my sword and show her a legendary night of fun that will go down in history books across Japan. Yatta baby, if you know what I mean ;).
Claire: Daddy, I have to tell you the truth ...
Hiro: ANDO! Get me a scorpion, some tape, a tube of glue, a tube sock, a copy of ATHF volume 3, a left converse shoe, some white castles, honey, a Wild 9 strategy guide and a voltron toy and meet me at the cliff!
Parkman: And you know everything about daddy issues. Mohinder: Yeah, I do.
(These next ones are mine. I posted it to facebook and that's where I pilfered all of the others from.)
Niki: This was all a clever ruse. There was never a girl named Jessica, it was always me. I am one person and I kick butt and I murdered Kaito Nakamura.
Nathan: Which airline am I taking to get to Maui? Parkman: Petrelli Skies Nathan: Oh, right.
Claire: Oh, man, they took my kidneys and my liver. How will I sur...oh.
Claire's mom: Got a light?
Angela Petrelli: Your father and I both had abilities. We adopted you because you both had abilities. The truth is...we're the fantastic 4
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I feel like I just found out that my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
Sylar: Ok Maya! I don't know what has come over me but I have the URGE to tell you the truth about me! I'm evil and I really want to kill your brother, steal your powers and take over the world.. i'm giving you three seconds to open the car door and fifteen seconds to run.. keep in mind that I can fly=O
I can picture him actually saying that.
