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abraxas1954


Faqs is Faqs

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How young...
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Can you die of old age???

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abraxas1954


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I think it's wrong...
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That only one company makes the game Monopoly...

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abraxas1954


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I was a peripheral visionary...
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I could see the future, but only way off to the side...

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abraxas1954


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I'm writing...
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An unauthorized autobiography...

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abraxas1954


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If it's a penny for your thoughts...
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And you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny...

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abraxas1954


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If you saw a heat wave...
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Would you wave back???

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abraxas1954


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In Vegas...
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I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number...

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abraxas1954


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The other day I...
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uh, no, that wasn't me...

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abraxas1954


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When I die...
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I'm leaving my body to science fiction...

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abraxas1954


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Why don't they make the whole plane...
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Out of that black box stuff...

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abraxas1954


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You can't have everything...
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Where would you put it???

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abraxas1954


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What happens if...
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You put a slinky on an escalator???

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abraxas1954


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How did a fool and his money...
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Get together in the first place???

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If a mute kid swears...
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Should his mother wash his hands with soap???

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abraxas1954


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What was the best thing...
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Before sliced bread???

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Do people in Australia...
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Call the rest of the world, "Up Over" ???

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abraxas1954


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Why are there interstate highways...
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In Hawaii???

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I'd like to sing you a song now about my ex-wife...
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It's called, 'They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring...'

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Since Americans throw rice at weddings...
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Do Asians throw hamburgers???

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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled...
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How would we know???

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abraxas1954


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Why isn't the word, 'phonetically'...
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Spelled with an ' f '???

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abraxas1954


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I have an inferiority complex...
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But it's not a very good one...

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If blind people wear dark glasses...
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Why don't deaf people wear earmuffs???

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abraxas1954


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Is it possible...
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To be totally partial???

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abraxas1954


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Do they give pilots...
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Crash courses in flight school???

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abraxas1954


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I'm a psychic amnesiac...
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I know in advance what I'll forget...

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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia...
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Can you see okay???

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abraxas1954


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When you're in school and there's a fire alarm...
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You have to line up in a single file line from shortest to tallest... What is the logic??? Do tall people burn slower???

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abraxas1954


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If you are killing time...
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Are you damaging eternity???

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Imagine if...
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Birds were allergic to feathers...

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