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abraxas1954


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Where do you find a dog with no legs???
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Right where you left him...

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abraxas1954


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What do you call a dog with no legs???
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It doesn't matter, it won't come when you call it anyway...

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abraxas1954


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They say a man isn’t complete untill he’s married...
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Then he's finished...

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abraxas1954


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Don't steal...
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The IRS hates competition...

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abraxas1954


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A spouse is someone who'll stand by you...
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Through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single...

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abraxas1954


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If FedEx and UPS merged...
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Would they call it Fed UP???

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abraxas1954


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The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work...
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You end up at work...

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abraxas1954


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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married...
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Then it was too late...

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abraxas1954


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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple???
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Half a worm...

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abraxas1954


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If I am in the forest, talking to myself, and my ex-wife is not around...
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Am I still wrong???

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abraxas1954


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I certain vacuum cleaners cut your work in half...
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Why don't people buy two of them???

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abraxas1954


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Brax's Laugh factory
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Marriage is an eye opener...

-- Edited by abraxas1954 at 19:37, 2009-02-24

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abraxas1954


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A woman’s work that is never done...
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Is the stuff she asks her husband to do...

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abraxas1954


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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to???
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Heck...

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abraxas1954


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I’m reading a book about antigravity...
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I can't put it down...

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Money can't buy happiness...
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But it keeps the kids in touch...

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What sits on the bottom of the ocean and twitches???
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A nervous wreck...

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abraxas1954


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How do you make a bandstand???
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Don't give them any chairs...

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abraxas1954


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They say marriages are made in heaven...
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So are lightning and thunder...

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abraxas1954


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Marriage is an institution...
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But, who wants to live in an institution???

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abraxas1954


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Men don't get lost...
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They discover alternative destinations...

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What did the monkey say when he got his tail caught in a lawnmower???
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It won't be long now...

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abraxas1954


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What did the bug say when it hit the windshield of a car???
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I won't have enough guts to do that again...

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Lead me not into temptation...
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I can find the way by myself...

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Age doesn’t always bring wisdom...
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Sometimes age comes alone...

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TV insults your intelligence...
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But a computer rubs it in...

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abraxas1954


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After my divorce, I realised that Poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands...
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And ends with an astounding financial loss...

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abraxas1954


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Over the years I have worn my hair 3 ways...
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Parted, unparted, and departed...

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I complained to my doctor that people were ignoring me...
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He said, "next please..."

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Two guys walk into a bar...
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You would think the second one would duck...

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