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"Gamers don't sleep. They just nap between levels."

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Brax's Laugh factory


Here you go Brax. Give it a shot.

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You never really learn to swear...


Until you learn to drive...

-- Edited by abraxas1954 at 00:08, 2007-07-06

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I intend to live forever...


So far, so good...



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Shin...


A device for finding furniture in the dark...

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When everything is coming your way...


You're in the wrong lane...

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I went for a walk last night...


My kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."

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If you're sending someone some Styrofoam...


What do you pack it in???

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If it's tourist season...


Why can't we shoot them???

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Whose cruel idea was it???


For the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it???



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If it's zero degrees outside today...


And it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be???

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Why are they called buildings...


When they're already finished??? Shouldn't they be called builts???

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Why do you press harder on a remote-control...


When you know the battery's dead???

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What would a chair look like...


If your knees bent the other way???

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If a tree falls in the forest...


And no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it???

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Do fish get cramps...


After eating???

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Why are there 5 syllables...


In the word "monosyllabic???"

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Why do they call it the Department of Interior...


When they are in charge of everything outdoors???

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If vegetarians eat vegetables...


What do humanitarians eat???

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When a door is open it's ajar...


But, when a jar is open, it's not adoor...

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Why do we put suits in a garment bag...


And put garments in a suitcase???

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Do Roman paramedics...


Refer to IV's as "4's"???

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What do little birdies see...


When they get knocked unconscious???

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I want to get a tattoo of...


Myself on my entire body only 2" taller...

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In school...


Every period ends with a bell... Every sentence ends with a period... Every crime ends with a sentence...

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I'm writing a book...


I've got the page numbers done...

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I got a new shadow...


I had to get rid of the other one -- it wasn't doing what I was doing...

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Why is the alphabet in that order???


Is it because of that song???

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Do Lipton employees...


Take coffee breaks???

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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID...


He just whipped out a quarter???

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Everywhere is within walking distance...


If you have the time...

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