My sister and I were watching tv and her boyfriend was in the bathroom. She gets a call on her cell phone and it's her boyfriend calling from the bathroom because there was no toilet paper! I laughed so hard.
I've called the kids on a phone from the bathroom for various reasons.
I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."