You're a natural beauty who doesn't need fancy clothes to look good You prefer your clothes to be comfortable, so you can stay on the go For you, femininity is not what you wear - but how you wear it. Still, don't be afraid to show off that great body in a dress or skirt!
Red will make you feel energetic, passionate, and determined. And with a little red, you will project an aura of warmth. If you want to feel intensely, you've got to get some red in your life!
For extra punch: Combine red with orange or pink
The downside of red: Red can provoke anger or rage. Watch out!
The consequences of more red in your life:
You will feel more enthusiasm for life You will have the confidence to go after what you want You will have a lot more physical energy
Black will make you feel powerful, in control, and not bound to what other people think of you. And with a little black, you will project a aura of mystery, rebellion, and dominance. If you want people to respect you, you've got to get a little black in your life!
For extra punch: Combine black with orange or red
The downside of black: People won't be able to "read" you - and may perceive you as more aggressive than you actually are
The consequences of more black in your life:
You'll become a figure of intrigue and speculation You'll be better prepared for life's unknown path You'll rest better and free yourself of expectations
You are friendly, outgoing, and well liked by many people. You are popular, but there's nothing ordinary or average about you.
You're a very interesting person, and you have many facets to your personality. Sometimes you feel very conflicted. Your different sides of your personality pull at you.
Banana must be my flavor! I'm a banana and banana flavored pocky!
You Are a Banana
You are mellow, easy going, and a total softie on the inside. People find it really easy to get along with you. You suit most tastes.
And while you're very sweet, you're not boring or ordinary. You have an attraction to the exotic, and you could show up anywhere... doing almost anything!
You are spirited, energetic, and a total kick to be around. You're also quite funny. Your sense of humor is on the goofy side, and it fits you well.
Yellow will make you feel happy, perky, and hyper. And with a little yellow, you will project an aura of energy. If you want attention, you've got to get a little yellow in your life!
For extra punch: Combine yellow with blue or orange
The downside of yellow: People associate it with sickness and deceit
The consequences of more yellow in your life:
You will have more mental clarity, especially when faced with difficult problems You will be protected from depression and moodiness You will be a lot less likely to burn out or feel stressed
Banana must be my flavor! I'm a banana and banana flavored pocky!
You Are a Banana
You are mellow, easy going, and a total softie on the inside. People find it really easy to get along with you. You suit most tastes.
And while you're very sweet, you're not boring or ordinary. You have an attraction to the exotic, and you could show up anywhere... doing almost anything!
You are spirited, energetic, and a total kick to be around. You're also quite funny. Your sense of humor is on the goofy side, and it fits you well.
You have a zest for life, especially for anything colorful, wild, or dramatic. You have a unique take on the world, and you're not afraid to be a little funky.
You are a bit reserved toward people who don't know you well. You have a thick skin, which can protect you from anything that goes wrong in your life.
Once someone does get to know you, they totally get and appreciate you. Your friends see you as a bright person with a refreshing take on life.
You like what's stood the test of time... Simple, well styled clothes that don't scream trendy You stay updated and modern, but your clothes stay in style for a while You wouldn't be caught in animal prints, fake fur, or super bright colors
You are friendly, outgoing, and well liked by many people. You are popular, but there's nothing you ordinary or average about you.
You a very interesting person, and you have many facets to your personality. Sometimes you feel very conflicted. Your different sides of your personality pull at you.
You are a very sensual and passionate person. You are fiery... you can't help it. In general, you keep your passionate side under wraps. You are only wild in private.
You like what's stood the test of time... Simple, well styled clothes that don't scream trendy You stay updated and modern, but your clothes stay in style for a while You wouldn't be caught in animal prints, fake fur, or super bright colors
I found this on someone's myspace and thought it was funny! It's a "how crazy are you" quiz.
1. Youre walking down the street and see Matt Damon. You:
a: Gawk from afar and let him pass unbothered. b: Run up to him and beg to have his babies. c: Stab him with a pen.
2. Youre driving on the freeway and someone cuts you off. You:
a: Take a deep breath, count to ten, and do a random act of kindness. b: Hold down your horn and scream obscenities. c: Stab him with his own broken windshield wiper.
3. You see a kitten stuck in a tree. You:
a: Call the fire department and wait for professional help. b: Climb up and rescue it, then take it home to join the 125 other cats you currently care for. c: Stab it with a tree branch.
4. Youre on a date with a fellow and its not going well. You:
a: Explain to him youre just not compatible and offer to split the check. b: Start a small fire in the ladies bathroom thus evacuating the restaurant and ending your date. c: Finish your decadent five-course dinner, then stab him with a lobster claw.
5. Your boss makes a pass at you. You:
a: Report it to human resources. b: Go for it, then blackmail him for the rest of his natural life. c: Stab him with his tie.
6. The barista screws up your double skim, half café, no sugar added caramel macchiato. You:
a: Drink whatever she gives you, so as to not create a scene. b: Throw the scalding hot beverage into the baristas face. c: Stab her with a coffee cup.
7. Its Christmas, a time of giving, charity, and joy. One of the Salvation Army Santas wont stop ringing the bell in front of your apartment. You:
a: Thank him for doing the Lords work and give generously. b: Tar and feather him from your fifth floor balcony. c: Stab him with his bell, then steal his bucket.
8. Your grandparents are in town visiting. You:
a: Happily show them around town taking extra special care of them. b: Berate them for the measly 12 bucks they gave you on last years birthday. c: Stab them with their dentures.
9. You find a wallet in the middle of the street. You:
a: Locate the wallets owner and return it as found. b: Steal the persons identity and live as them. c: Locate the wallets owner and stab them with their license.
10. Your boyfriend proposes. You:
a: Tearfully admit that youre already married but not opposed to polygamy. b: You say, Honestly, weve had a lot of great times together but I just dont see a future between us thus breaking his heart then you pick up the pieces of said broken heart, and stab him with it. c: Say, Yes, yes, a million times yes!
Listen up, stinky. Your foul personal hygiene habits aren't helping you any in the romance department. So take a long shower, pop a breath mint, and light some candles before that next date.