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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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30. tell him he must attend his colonoscopy without being accompanied by locke...



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31. Tell him that Sayid will be the one performing the colonostomy.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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32.make him spend all day staring at the ceiling making friends with shadows on the wall....



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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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33. give his speedo to hurley to wear...

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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34. get his and her matching thongs for him and kate and then tell him that two thongs don't make a right...

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35. When the rescue ship is finally in site have someone ask him to run and tell Locke about it. Then when he enters the jungle Locke walks out, and eveyone leaves him crying on the beach.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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36. point and laugh when he is running uphill and trips and bangs his shinbone...

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37. Tell him that if he prays Really Really Hard...that his dad will still be alive....Then laugh at him when he tries.



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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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38. tell him the dress he is wearing makes him look fat....

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39. Make him wipe Hurleys bum with leaves after he eats mangos.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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40. tell him it's mother's day... and then tell him his mother always like his sister best...

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41. Tell him i'm going to drink all night, and then I'll puke on his bed when I get back.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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42. tell him he will never be as good as chuck norris...

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43. Ask him if he's not really a doctor, but he plays one on tv?

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44. Tell him that he was on drugs when he was called on for the operation and his father didn't kill the woman, he did.


 



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45. Put him in a round room and make him find the corner.


46. Tie him down and make him eat raw onions.


47. Just say Daddy.


48. Tell him everyone on the island died.


 



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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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49. tell him he LOST the ability to grow  hair....

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50. Tell him that Hurley borrowed all of his underwear.


51. Everytime it rains, tell him "God is crying because of something you did"


 



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52. When he goes to shave his facew make sure to actually give him one with a blade in it.


53. Change his normal brand of coffee with "NEW" Island Crystals. I bet he won't know the difference.



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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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55. tell him kate wants out of the net...



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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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54. tell him the sun shines for sawyer, but not for him....



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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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56. tell him you've got his back and then... take a step to the right....

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57. Make him play hot potato....with a real HOT potato....by himself.

-- Edited by snootch2danootch at 19:22, 2006-07-16

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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58. push him in the water and call him a girlie-man

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59. Have Hurley jump in the ocean, and make Jack dry him off using only his breath.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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60. put him in a chantilly lace gown and make him parade in front of the LOSTies  singing 'i've got you babe'....

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61. Have a race between him and Sawyer from the hatch back to the beach. Winner gets Kate.


Then when he take off thinking he's going to win. Sawyer turns around, and locks the door to the hatch with Kate and himself inside. I geuss the hero can run fast, but not think fast huh??



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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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62. tell him that the other man in sarah's life was scott... or steve... i forget who's who....



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63. Remind him that when he was little he was teased for being the kid who's daddy didn't like him.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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64. tell him everyone in camp decided thatthey would follow vincent instead of him...

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