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Sir Snootch


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65. While he's sleeping take him to the Medical hatch, and start yelling...


Dr to the O.R.     Dr. to the O.R.  STAT!!!!!



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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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66. tell him his golf swing pulls to the right...

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67. Push him down and make him roll around in a patch of poison ivy.


68. Force him to lick a toad.



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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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69.   tell him the only reason they tried the rescue from the cave in was becuz they wanted to save charlie, not him....

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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70. have analucifer tell him his tequilla tastes like pi$$water...

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71. Tell him Lady is too drunk to watch Lost!

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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LionQueen wrote:

71. Tell him Lady is too drunk to watch Lost!

never happen!!!


72. tell him when sayid is drunk he thinks of ways to torture him until jack will submit to his desires!!!



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lockesladyness


I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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73. make him drink water but don't let him get near the bathroom...

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74. Tell him that thanks to him coersing the stewardess to break the rules and give him the booze, she was reprimanded by the pilot and they got into a spat and the plane crashed so the whole thing is hia fault! So, Boones death, the drowning lady's death, the tailies being attacked by the other and all the deaths, injuries and tradgedies are because Jack wanted a stronger drink!

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75. Because the plan crash wa shis fauly, he has become his father carelessly harming others with his unrelenting addiction. 

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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76. tell him his hair isn't growing because he is going bald

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78. Ask him if he's gonna eat the rest of his banana, and when he says yes...say Good, and take it from him.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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77. send him to sunset strip to find his comb

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80. When the daylight is fading tell him if he chases the sun he'll find his dad.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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79. agree to be his dad's bodyguard, follow him to australia, meet jack as you board the plane and drink with him, crash on a mysterious island and die before you tell him any of this....

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80. Have him play truth or dare. Then when he finally (after Hours) says dare. Make him kiss Charlie with tongue.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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81. chain him to the wall and make him watch general hospital

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81. Spray the hatch wall with a snow blower then tell him the wall has a weird taste to it. Ask him to taste it and tell you what he thinks....


Lady .........



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82. Tell him his dad is an other....

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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84. make him go tubing down the apple river with snootch and the gang and tell him these are his long LOST brothers...

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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85. blame him for mel gibson's alcoholism

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86. Tell him he has to chose between spending the day wiping the sweat out from under Hurleys MOOBS....OR.....he has to spend the day with LL and her sisters when they go shopping.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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87. tell him his baby picture sold on e-bay for a nickel and is now being used as a poster for 'how to raise a loser child' foundation.....

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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88. if you really want to make jack cry
      make him look you in the eye
      and speak of how he used to dread
      being compared to cousin ned

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89. When he's at his next family reunion have his mom ask him to do the little tea pot dance like he used to all the time as a kid.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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90. rub ranch dressing all over his 'end zone...'........

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91. Ask him to turn over a new leaf....Ask him to stop caring about  others, and just be like his dad.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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92. tell him he looks silly in scrubs

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93.  Look him directly in the eye.

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94. Make him play golf with left hand clubs when still shooting righty.

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