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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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RE: 1000 ways to make Jack cry


95. make him listen to edie brickell... 'what i am is what i am... you what are or what!!'

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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96. ask    'just what is your whiney crybaby opinion on this subject anyways????'

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It Doesn't Matter Who We Were Before ...

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97. Make him wear underwear three sizes too small!

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98. Push him into the ocean when he has just put on fresh clothes.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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99. make him watch milo and otis

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100. Poke him in the ribs repeatedly with a dull knife.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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101.  take him fishing.... and use him for bait....

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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102. when he asks you a question... don't finish your answ.....

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103. Send him a invite to join the new country club on the island. Then tell him you meant to send the invite to Jin.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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104. dress him as tinkerbell and make him sing 'you lite up my life'

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105. Tell him you are what you eat...then give him an oscar meyer.....weiner

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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106. tie his shoelaces together so he can't run thru the jungle....

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107. Light his shoelaces on fire after LL ties them in a knot.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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108.  don't let him cut his fingernails....

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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109. put him in bed with hurley....

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110. Ask him to spoon with urley after he's been out jogging on the beach with Libby.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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111. make him wash his jeans in the hatch... and bleach them...

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112. Put Preperation H in his toothpaste tube.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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113. dress him in a pink chenille bathrobe and fuzzy slippers and send him the others...

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114. Look him stright in the eye and tell him he sucks.

-- Edited by snootch2danootch at 00:23, 2006-09-10

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snootch2danootch wrote:

114. Look him stright in the eye and tell him he sucks.




-- Edited by Desmond_Pen at 01:37, 2006-09-10

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115. Sit him down with a cup of coffee, and then when he's done ask him if he believes that it wasn't real coffee. It was in fact Dharma crystals.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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116. tell him that sawyer is his brother...

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117. Tell him Kate is his sister.


-- Edited by snootch2danootch at 23:59, 2006-09-10

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118. Tell Jack that Hurley is his son.

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118. Tell Jack that Hurley is his son.



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119. Say......anything.

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120. Make him watch Desperate Housewives.

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121. Teleport him to Jericho

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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122. shave half his head...

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