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We originally made you a pineapple fruit cake, but there was a slight accident. A very yummy accident.

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123. Shave his back

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124. shave his chest

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125. Shave his.......(use your imagination)

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126. Tell him he looks nice

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127. shave one of his eyebrows 

-- Edited by FMA_AishaKitty at 05:40, 2006-10-08

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128. Tell him that the Easter bunny isn't real, and that he'lll no longer get any candy in a basket.

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129. Make him sit and watch Kate and Sawyer doing the higgidy biggity in the cage over and over.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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130. when he asks for a scalpel, give him a crayola instead....

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131. Give him a wedgie followed up by a nice big wet willy.

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130. when he asks for a scalpel, give him a crayola instead....






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132. slap the back of his head



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132. slap the back of his head






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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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133. hang a tennis shoe from your tree

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134. when he's afraid and counting to five, make him lose count.

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snootch2danootch wrote:

129. Make him sit and watch Kate and Sawyer doing the higgidy biggity in the cage over and over.

Watching that might send, Jack off the deep end!

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135 Shave his belly with a rusty razor, shave his belly with a rusty razor, shave his belly with a rusty razor earli in th' mornin '

Oh wait ... I think I'm getting confused with all the yohhoho ......

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136. Tell him Kate and Sawyer are getting married and Sarah ( Ex-wife Sarah ) is gong to have a double wedding with them!

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137. Make him be the alter boy for Tom Cruise's wedding.

-- Edited by snootch2danootch at 02:22, 2006-11-20

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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138. mention water...

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139. Smile at him

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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140. check his baggage at the airport....

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141. Tell him you need to take his temp. but the only thermometer you have...welll....bend over Jack.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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142. make him the leader of a pack of airplane crash survivors, kidnap him and make him a dharma burger....

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lockesladyness wrote:

142. make him the leader of a pack of airplane crash survivors, kidnap him and make him a dharma burger....



I just realized ( And I'm trying not to wake anyone) that I thought you meant 'make him a dharma burger!

-- Edited by Desmond_Pen at 06:32, 2006-11-22

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143. Take away his 'one ring' and tell him he can't rule them all

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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Desmond_Pen wrote:




lockesladyness wrote:




142. make him the leader of a pack of airplane crash survivors, kidnap him and make him a dharma burger....




I just realized ( And I'm trying not to wake anyone) that I thought you meant 'make him a dharma burger!

-- Edited by Desmond_Pen at 06:32, 2006-11-22




double entendre anyone????



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144. Give him Emma's pic to look at, and then he'll cry forever knowing how ugly he is in comparison.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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145. tell him he can no longer wear flannel jammie-bottoms!!!

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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146. make him take off and wash his superman underoos....

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147. look at him


148. do your math hw


149. sneeze without a tissue


150. sleep



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