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151. buy a cat

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147. look at him


148. do your math hw


149. sneeze without a tissue


150. sleep






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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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152. walk in the front door and say...'you ain't got nobody...'

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153. tell jack "you're not a Toys 'R Us kid anymore."


154. tell chuck norris jokes that involve jack


155. take him to see March of the Penguins


156. eat an apple



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157. Make him sit behind a lady with a tall hat while at the miovies.


158. Ask him to sing Chitty Chitty bang Bang.


159. Tel him the story of the little engine wh could....but change the ending, and have the train slide back down the hill.



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157. Make him sit behind a lady with a tall hat while at the miovies.


158. Ask him to sing Chitty Chitty bang Bang.


159. Tel him the story of the little engine wh could....but change the ending, and have the train slide back down the hill.





160. give a construction worker $5 to wolf whistle at jack as he walks by


161. give a construction worker $5 to wolf whistle at kate as she walks by


162. give him a lump of coal for Christmas


163. tell him his tattoos look stupid


164. ask inquisitively if he was a 'loser' in high school


come on people! we can make it to 1000!



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165. Make him sit and watch as the construction workers wolf wistle at Hurley for free.


166. Have him watch "daybreak".


 



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167. What do you think happened when he got those tattoos??

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168. Give him 3 minutes to stop a bomb from exploding. Just don't tell him that the timer is set to go off after 2 1/2 minutes, and that it's not a real bomb.

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169. Call everyone on Lost for a cast host on SNL but call him amd tell him the show has been canceled.....

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170. Have him run a marathon, and then don't give him any water.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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171. tell him he's a viking's fan....

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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172. ask him why his beard grows but his hair doesn't

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173. be all like "PSYCHE!!! the redsox didn't actually win the series."

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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174. tell him he will star in the next harry potter movie because he is one of the characters who dies...

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175. Tell him to look in the mirror.

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175. Tell him to look in the mirror.



176. tell him who his wife was seeing.


177. spill chile on his white pants.


178. point and giggle at him.



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153. tell jack "you're not a Toys 'R Us kid anymore."
159. Tell him the story of the little engine wh could....but change the ending, and have the train slide back down the hill.
163. tell him his tattoos look stupid



179. Play hide and seek and don't go look for him



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180. Tell him that the meaning of life is to laugh at him, and to make him uncomfortable.

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181. Wish him a Merry Christmas!

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181. Get into a staring contest with him.

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180. Tell him that the meaning of life is to laugh at him, and to make him uncomfortable.



 184. give him a chocolate advent calendar... after eating all the chocolates.


185. give him a shot and forget to give him a sparkly bandaid.



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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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186. if he asks for chardonnay, give him merlot....

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187. Take him to McDonalds, and only get him a happy meal.


188. Ask him who his favorite Lostie is..then have JJ kill them.


189. Tell him if he doesn't eat his meat he can't have any pudding. (for those music fans who know what this means)



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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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190. put him in a cage and have the stewardess make fun of his strange american accent!!!

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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191. ask him to operate on someone and instead of a scalpel, put a bottle of vodka on the tray...

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192. Tell him his boobs are too big

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193. Tell him he needs a boob job.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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194. tell him his hairy boobs turn you on...

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