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We originally made you a pineapple fruit cake, but there was a slight accident. A very yummy accident.

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RE: 1000 ways to make Jack cry


195. tell him he's a boob




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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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196. make him nibble at juliet's muffins!!!


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197: Remind him of his IBS on island fajita night once its to late!

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198: Then remind him that thar be no TP on this here island!

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We originally made you a pineapple fruit cake, but there was a slight accident. A very yummy accident.

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Snoop Froggy Frog wrote:
197: Remind him of his IBS on island fajita night once its to late!
199. Put extra hot sauce on his fajita on island fajita night.

 



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200. Then look at the fajita that he's eating and ask "has anyone seen Vincent lately?"

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201: Tell him what his tatoo means, American sissy boy.



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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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202. during ben's surgery sneeze and say 'oops!!! i pooped my pants!!'

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203. When Jack is just getting ready to board the rescure boat. Push him back onto the dock, and tell him he can take the nextone...then as you pull away tell him that this was the last boat.

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204: Blink

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205. Blindfold Jack, tell him he gets to test out some new bras that Kate found on the island to see if they support well enough. Let him start, and as he's groping around.....take off the blindfold to reveal Huley and his moobs.

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I just spit my ramen out!!

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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206. make him a cheeseburger, tell him 'no coke...pepsi...'

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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207. have kate tell him his story while kissing sawyer....


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208. Tell him he's stuck on the Island with Juliet, only no more buttering up - he has to eat gruel w/o milk.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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209. tell him he is stuck on the island with tom and there is a reason why they call tom 'mr friendly...'


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210. Have a staring contest with him

-- Edited by Desmond_Pen at 17:22, 2007-02-21

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We originally made you a pineapple fruit cake, but there was a slight accident. A very yummy accident.

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211. Say, "I love you, Jack"

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212. Make him watch the woman that he loves make out with the man he has been fighting with for her love.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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213. tell him his asian girlfriend is a low priced lady if the evening

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214. Tell him what was really in that Thai food.

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I cried, "Oh, Lady Midnight, I fear that you grow old, the stars eat your body and the wind makes you cold." "If we cry now," she said, "it will just be ignored."

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215. tell him hurley finds a volkswagen bus loaded with beer and jin and sawyer drink it all!!!

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216: 1000 years of pain jutsu!!!

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217 Darth Ben: Jack, I am your father. Now the circle is complete, all to easy. hhhoh-pa hhhoh-pa.

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218: Tell him there is a thread devoted exclusively to making him cry.

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219: tell him his tattoo really says McDonalds employee of the month.

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